“Westeros gets a soft reboot — but with secrets lurking under every elm tree.” 🌿⚔️ A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms swaps blood-soaked betrayal for awkward heroics and unexpected nudity, following Dunk and his pint-sized squire Egg on a road where loyalty, laughs, and tiny horrors collide. It’s gentler than Game of Thrones… or is it?
‘Bless their little cotton socks!” is not a response one expects to have to any of the inhabitants of Westeros, the land of the bloody, violent, incestuous…